Between him splitting me open and the lack of foreplay, his bed has turned into that hallway from The Shining. With a small penis, you can put the entire thing in your mouth, and they finish in like five minutes. But when you come out the gate with something like that, every other penis you see seems sorta average. Um, you still have to actually be good at sex. When I was dating that guy, I swear we went through like a bottle of lube every couple of weeks. They are a serious issue with guys who have big wangs. Doggy style was just a total no-go because it went way too deep, and even on top was tricky.
Hadleigh. Age: 20.
We basically stumbled into his place, not even bothering to turn a light on anywhere.
Macy. Age: 29.
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And sometimes too big can be, well, a problem. It got really good, actually. My drunk self decides I can take this and I'm so drunk and so horny that we get to it and he goes in dry. Um, you still have to actually be good at sex. And I'm so drunk and embarrassed I throw on my clothes and 30 seconds later I'm running out of his house barefoot with blood down my legs.