When at the supermarket, I always pick the cashier who's most likely to have sex with me. How do you breathe through that tiny thing? Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. I said, 'You're right, it's supposed to be up the bum! What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
Hadlee. Age: 24.
I nearly lost my job as a roofer when I was caught masturbating on the first day.
Lainey. Age: 28.
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